10 Mom Jokes That'll Give Dads A Run For Their Money


We’ve all heard the expression “dad jokes…” but, let’s be real: Moms are hilarious too. From classics like “I don’t need a dishwasher, I have you!” to punny favorites such as “How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!” moms have been making us laugh since the very beginning. So, to celebrate moms everywhere, here are a few mom jokes kids will love that’ll give dads a run for their money:

What did people call Abe Lincoln when he was young? Babe-raham Lincoln!

Funny president joke for kids

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!

funny food joke for kids 

Why did the Dino chef stop cooking? Because he ran out of thyme!
funny food joke for kids 

Why did mom go into the pizza business? She wanted to make some dough. 

funny food joke for kids

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

funny space joke for kids 

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumby!

funny food joke for kids 

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!

 

What do ducks eat as a snack? Cheese and quackers!

funny animal joke for kids 

What kind of bear has no teeth? A gummy bear

funny food joke for kids

A pirate's favorite letter? RRRRRRR

funny pirate jokes for kids

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